Each team's record against every other team in the league.
| Team | W-L-T | % | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Green Muensters | 886-567-87 | .604 |
| 2 | Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts | 851-602-87 | .581 |
| 3 | Fear The Beard | 793-660-87 | .543 |
| 4 | Petenut Gunnar Elly Time | 763-690-87 | .524 |
| 5 | Rice Rice Baby | 760-698-82 | .520 |
| 6 | Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? | 761-702-77 | .519 |
| 7 | Yesavagely Injured Very Evil | 725-719-96 | .502 |
| 8 | Always Jumping in Morrowind | 690-768-82 | .475 |
| 9 | Reticulating Splines | 664-778-98 | .463 |
| 10 | Bohm Voyage | 649-794-97 | .453 |
| 11 | Gryffindor! | 656-803-81 | .452 |
| 12 | Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo | 517-934-89 | .365 |