Fear The Beard

Travis Brown
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Yahoo Standings

Matchups as dictated by the Yahoo schedule.

Team W-L-T % GB
1 Green Muensters 83-50-7 .618 -
2 Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 80-50-10 .607 1.5
3 Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 73-57-10 .557 8.5
4 Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 73-63-4 .536 11.5
5 Rice Rice Baby 67-68-5 .496 17
6 Fear The Beard 66-68-6 .493 17.5
7 Bohm Voyage 63-69-8 .479 19.5
8 Reticulating Splines 58-67-15 .468 21
9 Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 58-69-13 .461 22
10 Gryffindor! 57-73-10 .443 24.5
11 Always Jumping in Morrowind 53-74-13 .425 27
12 Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 53-76-11 .418 28
Head-to-Head

Head-to-head record against every other team in the league.

Team W-L-T %
1 Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 93-38-9 .696
2 Reticulating Splines 77-57-6 .571
3 Bohm Voyage 76-56-8 .571
4 Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 74-59-7 .554
5 Gryffindor! 73-60-7 .546
6 Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 72-60-8 .543
7 Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 70-58-12 .543
8 Rice Rice Baby 70-62-8 .529
9 Always Jumping in Morrowind 70-65-5 .518
10 Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 60-71-9 .461
11 Green Muensters 58-74-8 .443
Against This Schedule

How other teams would perform against this schedule.

Team W-L-T %
1 Green Muensters 80-53-7 .596
2 Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 73-55-12 .564
3 Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 66-63-11 .511
4 Fear The Beard 66-68-6 .493
5 Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 62-68-10 .479
6 Reticulating Splines 64-71-5 .475
7 Rice Rice Baby 61-72-7 .461
8 Bohm Voyage 58-70-12 .457
9 Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 59-74-7 .446
10 Gryffindor! 59-76-5 .439
11 Always Jumping in Morrowind 54-81-5 .404
12 Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 50-81-9 .389
Against Opponent Schedules

This team's record if they swapped schedules with...

Team W-L-T %
1 Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 83-51-6 .614
2 Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 79-51-10 .600
3 Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 74-57-9 .561
4 Reticulating Splines 72-58-10 .550
5 Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 74-62-4 .543
6 Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 72-60-8 .543
7 Gryffindor! 71-61-8 .536
8 Rice Rice Baby 69-66-5 .511
9 Bohm Voyage 67-64-9 .511
10 Green Muensters 66-65-9 .504
11 Always Jumping in Morrowind 66-65-9 .504
12 Fear The Beard 66-68-6 .493

Week 1 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Fear The Beard 18 37 8 17 .349 .795 2 0 29 5.18 3.63 .333 2 4
Rice Rice Baby 13-0-1 10 36 1 16 .323 .625 0 0 25 6.23 1.25 .358 1 1
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 9-4-1 24 34 5 14 .329 .714 2 3 27 3.91 2.70 .330 1 0
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 8-4-2 		19 41 4 27 .322 .716 2 0 36 5.24 3.00 .344 0 2
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 7-6-1 19 29 4 10 .308 .593 2 1 43 3.47 3.58 .273 3 2
Always Jumping in Morrowind 7-7-0 21 29 3 16 .264 .542 1 2 36 1.84 4.00 .225 3 0
Bohm Voyage 6-6-2 18 30 8 22 .290 .696 4 2 37 5.14 3.36 .328 1 2
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 6-7-1 22 34 8 22 .339 .790 3 3 44 5.28 2.59 .318 3 0
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 6-7-1 25 28 3 16 .356 .690 9 1 42 2.70 2.47 .316 2 1
Green Muensters 5-7-2 15 37 3 18 .315 .668 4 3 45 3.49 4.50 .258 0 4
Reticulating Splines 5-8-1 28 47 9 28 .401 .965 1 2 28 6.21 2.80 .328 2 0
Gryffindor! 5-9-0 32 46 11 28 .378 .918 3 1 27 6.11 1.69 .322 1 0

Week 2 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Fear The Beard 26 65 6 30 .316 .663 2 5 80 3.05 2.86 .297 3 4
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 10-2-2 34 63 5 30 .305 .676 1 2 57 4.85 1.73 .340 3 3
Gryffindor! 9-5-0 41 58 12 28 .327 .718 3 1 51 6.28 2.43 .356 2 0
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 8-5-1 38 56 7 32 .303 .655 4 5 55 3.54 2.29 .301 2 9
Bohm Voyage 8-6-0 31 59 7 34 .277 .587 3 4 71 3.52 2.45 .314 4 5
Rice Rice Baby 6-6-2 34 61 9 38 .326 .697 4 5 65 5.43 2.50 .337 3 0
Green Muensters 5-8-1 48 77 12 48 .359 .850 7 2 58 4.47 2.32 .320 3 5
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 5-9-0 30 66 11 32 .306 .711 3 4 69 3.32 2.88 .283 4 2
Always Jumping in Morrowind 4-9-1 35 78 6 49 .352 .776 -1 2 38 1.97 6.33 .214 4 2
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 3-9-2 34 70 13 38 .338 .762 5 5 49 2.67 1.75 .274 3 1
Reticulating Splines 3-10-1 		46 60 11 33 .320 .698 6 4 53 1.64 3.79 .250 3 6
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 1-12-1 45 75 11 38 .331 .763 7 5 81 2.00 3.38 .261 7 2

Week 3 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Fear The Beard 31 53 7 37 .301 .637 4 2 62 4.14 2.30 .307 2 8
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 8-5-1 29 62 5 30 .309 .654 5 3 60 4.22 2.00 .332 2 4
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 7-7-0 30 60 6 36 .350 .728 5 4 60 4.48 3.53 .329 4 1
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 5-9-0 48 66 12 42 .331 .716 11 3 33 5.18 1.65 .318 3 5
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 4-9-1 53 75 13 43 .344 .802 10 5 53 4.47 2.30 .350 3 4
Gryffindor! 4-9-1 32 70 7 31 .348 .740 10 5 59 3.26 2.19 .294 4 0
Bohm Voyage 4-9-1 33 63 7 29 .334 .698 9 4 64 4.20 3.05 .313 4 1
Rice Rice Baby 4-10-0 22 68 5 26 .310 .663 12 5 83 1.48 2.77 .274 4 1
Always Jumping in Morrowind 4-10-0 38 73 8 36 .343 .749 8 3 67 6.06 3.72 .362 3 4
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 3-9-2 54 84 18 45 .361 .909 6 2 54 3.91 2.35 .323 2 2
Reticulating Splines 3-11-0 46 76 8 31 .346 .762 7 3 54 2.34 3.60 .268 5 0
Green Muensters 2-12-0 		37 71 12 45 .334 .763 6 5 89 4.76 2.97 .302 5 1

Week 4 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Fear The Beard 44 68 17 40 .324 .769 0 6 64 3.28 4.00 .249 6 4
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 11-3-0 50 78 11 34 .322 .723 4 1 52 5.72 1.30 .365 3 1
Bohm Voyage 11-3-0 30 60 14 31 .342 .821 1 0 42 4.24 2.21 .364 3 -2
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 10-2-2 40 60 8 34 .318 .681 3 6 78 4.52 3.25 .340 6 0
Green Muensters 10-4-0 42 75 10 39 .330 .754 4 3 90 3.56 3.00 .305 5 2
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 9-4-1 43 71 12 40 .367 .869 4 4 55 4.72 3.44 .286 4 2
Always Jumping in Morrowind 9-4-1 38 65 5 29 .322 .667 1 6 53 3.06 2.41 .296 7 6
Rice Rice Baby 8-5-1 41 75 10 44 .334 .768 2 6 76 4.06 2.30 .330 4 1
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 8-6-0 43 72 15 46 .299 .744 3 5 68 4.42 2.43 .310 8 7
Gryffindor! 8-6-0 		41 72 13 45 .343 .772 5 2 65 4.42 2.83 .293 3 0
Reticulating Splines 7-6-1 53 88 11 42 .348 .789 2 2 64 4.28 3.05 .313 4 3
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 5-9-0 49 79 13 53 .382 .834 10 8 56 2.24 2.55 .253 3 7

Week 5 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Fear The Beard 47 80 15 45 .356 .835 6 6 60 4.56 2.50 .319 3 0
Reticulating Splines 13-1-0 34 61 12 38 .304 .702 2 2 34 4.86 2.27 .356 2 2
Bohm Voyage 13-1-0 33 68 11 37 .294 .707 5 2 56 6.04 2.15 .349 2 5
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 11-2-1 29 57 7 30 .330 .724 2 5 57 4.28 1.73 .366 3 2
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 10-4-0 37 65 13 39 .286 .672 3 3 90 4.83 3.21 .324 5 2
Green Muensters 9-4-1 38 76 5 31 .327 .710 3 2 66 3.80 2.75 .327 3 7
Gryffindor! 7-6-1 52 81 17 52 .367 .882 4 0 56 6.33 2.24 .348 1 0
Always Jumping in Morrowind 7-6-1 		43 86 13 32 .417 .959 7 3 46 4.65 3.83 .291 3 -1
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 6-5-3 50 77 15 46 .353 .823 6 2 50 4.86 4.17 .307 3 5
Rice Rice Baby 6-6-2 47 84 18 59 .349 .902 4 4 59 4.48 2.19 .323 6 0
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 6-7-1 45 87 8 34 .355 .779 2 8 69 3.96 2.56 .292 8 0
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 6-7-1 51 69 13 39 .346 .741 9 3 60 2.65 5.00 .274 4 6

Week 6 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Fear The Beard 35 77 13 47 .357 .806 0 1 64 3.94 4.00 .288 4 5
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 13-1-0 		33 64 9 42 .343 .756 -2 2 53 4.76 3.53 .324 1 3
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 11-2-1 29 59 3 18 .346 .725 0 5 52 4.01 3.06 .302 5 -2
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 11-3-0 43 69 11 36 .316 .732 4 3 58 4.62 2.52 .338 2 3
Reticulating Splines 9-4-1 42 75 11 26 .350 .820 6 3 44 4.96 2.75 .311 4 2
Always Jumping in Morrowind 9-5-0 42 72 8 27 .327 .722 6 2 38 4.58 4.22 .285 2 1
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 8-5-1 42 82 10 45 .335 .770 4 2 75 4.40 2.88 .314 4 3
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 8-6-0 42 69 9 43 .343 .739 1 6 78 2.35 3.55 .298 6 2
Rice Rice Baby 8-6-0 45 89 11 30 .352 .800 5 8 61 2.12 3.05 .304 5 1
Green Muensters 7-5-2 33 78 7 30 .368 .767 4 4 61 2.50 2.44 .313 4 5
Bohm Voyage 6-4-4 42 76 13 56 .357 .848 0 4 50 4.87 2.94 .307 4 3
Gryffindor! 7-6-1 40 77 7 32 .363 .796 3 5 57 2.74 2.04 .309 7 0

Week 7 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Fear The Beard 38 66 14 35 .331 .771 5 6 65 2.04 3.42 .225 5 5
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 13-0-1 35 52 7 26 .299 .641 1 3 57 4.40 2.85 .293 5 0
Bohm Voyage 13-1-0 31 61 9 36 .279 .646 1 4 63 3.86 3.00 .338 2 3
Gryffindor! 12-2-0 43 61 8 30 .325 .706 12 0 29 6.50 1.32 .369 2 0
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 12-2-0 36 67 5 28 .324 .647 10 5 56 2.40 2.43 .285 2 3
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 11-2-1 38 65 7 30 .308 .647 12 3 66 5.46 3.14 .341 3 0
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 10-3-1 37 73 14 44 .317 .762 1 2 69 4.68 2.88 .325 4 4
Reticulating Splines 10-4-0 40 73 8 33 .344 .792 2 4 43 4.07 2.69 .291 4 4
Always Jumping in Morrowind 10-4-0 35 82 9 29 .338 .781 3 1 35 4.29 3.89 .303 3 0
Rice Rice Baby 9-4-1 34 63 12 35 .279 .679 7 8 113 3.56 3.32 .300 6 1
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 8-5-1 		36 75 10 40 .339 .776 5 3 50 3.34 1.79 .298 2 9
Green Muensters 8-6-0 27 55 9 33 .286 .660 2 8 81 1.97 3.86 .222 7 4

Week 8 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Fear The Beard 26 59 4 15 .278 .584 4 3 64 4.31 3.05 .295 4 3
Reticulating Splines 7-6-1 41 57 12 38 .310 .732 2 1 44 4.75 4.00 .299 2 3
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 5-8-1 		31 54 9 23 .299 .664 3 5 71 5.52 3.55 .341 4 0
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 5-8-1 47 70 7 38 .355 .743 7 4 45 6.04 1.96 .356 2 3
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 4-9-1 44 80 11 44 .347 .804 7 3 58 3.88 2.76 .303 5 2
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 3-8-3 32 56 12 32 .266 .612 7 3 70 4.13 4.38 .305 4 3
Gryffindor! 3-9-2 35 59 8 26 .350 .734 4 2 57 3.68 3.35 .271 5 0
Bohm Voyage 3-10-1 39 77 9 32 .329 .765 2 5 63 4.00 2.63 .281 4 5
Always Jumping in Morrowind 2-10-2 41 65 4 26 .291 .609 6 4 63 2.71 3.94 .308 4 4
Green Muensters 2-11-1 36 73 6 33 .341 .738 2 5 75 3.05 2.88 .261 5 3
Rice Rice Baby 2-12-0 35 64 13 34 .310 .740 5 5 54 3.28 4.15 .289 6 0
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 2-12-0 38 81 12 35 .337 .791 5 6 61 2.67 2.26 .276 6 6

Week 9 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Fear The Beard 51 68 9 33 .313 .707 7 3 57 4.56 2.38 .316 2 2
Gryffindor! 10-3-1 26 55 6 22 .304 .638 6 2 57 4.21 2.19 .301 5 0
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 10-4-0 26 46 6 18 .282 .634 2 4 64 4.03 2.06 .320 7 0
Reticulating Splines 7-6-1 37 60 10 22 .325 .767 -1 4 57 5.25 2.11 .319 5 4
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 6-7-1 37 67 7 55 .357 .790 9 6 54 3.23 2.35 .291 1 2
Always Jumping in Morrowind 6-8-0 35 75 8 30 .341 .806 4 4 38 1.37 9.50 .220 4 1
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 5-7-2 26 67 8 32 .329 .707 -1 6 74 2.82 2.64 .291 3 2
Rice Rice Baby 4-9-1 37 71 10 36 .296 .669 7 5 58 3.22 3.87 .305 6 0
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 4-9-1 34 64 10 35 .320 .711 0 4 46 2.23 2.71 .270 2 5
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 3-9-2 38 87 11 50 .355 .822 -3 3 58 4.94 5.27 .288 5 2
Bohm Voyage 2-12-0 		44 80 17 44 .348 .818 5 4 76 4.40 4.00 .313 5 6
Green Muensters 1-12-1 51 79 13 48 .388 .893 4 4 77 3.23 4.28 .283 4 6

Week 10 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Fear The Beard 38 84 13 47 .379 .843 8 4 62 3.17 4.13 .269 3 3
Reticulating Splines 13-1-0 41 46 11 33 .294 .663 0 1 46 6.81 3.07 .388 0 2
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 12-1-1 48 82 11 45 .337 .776 1 2 49 5.87 2.88 .348 1 3
Always Jumping in Morrowind 12-2-0 30 75 10 30 .330 .761 2 2 36 3.90 4.50 .319 1 4
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 10-4-0 46 76 9 46 .345 .785 4 8 85 3.67 3.86 .297 5 1
Rice Rice Baby 10-4-0 		43 78 14 46 .331 .821 4 5 48 4.02 2.53 .301 6 0
Bohm Voyage 10-4-0 37 61 11 29 .304 .687 0 5 60 2.55 3.33 .270 6 5
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 9-4-1 41 88 13 46 .355 .871 2 3 59 3.88 2.11 .314 5 2
Green Muensters 9-5-0 35 62 11 38 .314 .748 7 7 83 2.08 3.46 .270 7 7
Gryffindor! 8-5-1 51 90 13 44 .399 .915 5 3 59 4.66 3.69 .332 4 0
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 8-6-0 53 82 16 39 .354 .839 5 2 43 2.35 2.53 .251 5 8
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 6-8-0 45 86 17 41 .341 .831 4 7 66 2.30 3.00 .283 4 4

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