Zen and the Art of Baseball

Green Muensters

Wyatt Merrill

Contract History | Monte Carlo Simulation

RBI

OBP

OPS

NSB

ERA

KBB

OBPA

NSVH

Yahoo Standings

Matchups as dictated by the Yahoo schedule.

	Team	W-L-T	%	GB
1	Green Muensters	83-50-7	.618	-
2	Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts	80-50-10	.607	1.5
3	Petenut Gunnar Elly Time	73-57-10	.557	8.5
4	Do Imai make you Hoerner baby?	73-63-4	.536	11.5
5	Rice Rice Baby	67-68-5	.496	17
6	Fear The Beard	66-68-6	.493	17.5
7	Bohm Voyage	63-69-8	.479	19.5
8	Reticulating Splines	58-67-15	.468	21
9	Yesavagely Injured Very Evil	58-69-13	.461	22
10	Gryffindor!	57-73-10	.443	24.5
11	Always Jumping in Morrowind	53-74-13	.425	27
12	Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo	53-76-11	.418	28

Head-to-Head

Head-to-head record against every other team in the league.

	Team	W-L-T	%
1	Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo	99-34-7	.732
2	Bohm Voyage	87-39-14	.671
3	Reticulating Splines	84-45-11	.639
4	Gryffindor!	87-49-4	.636
5	Always Jumping in Morrowind	79-54-7	.589
6	Petenut Gunnar Elly Time	78-56-6	.579
7	Rice Rice Baby	76-55-9	.575
8	Yesavagely Injured Very Evil	78-58-4	.571
9	Do Imai make you Hoerner baby?	76-57-7	.568
10	Fear The Beard	74-58-8	.557
11	Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts	68-62-10	.521

Against This Schedule

How other teams would perform against this schedule.

	Team	W-L-T	%
1	Green Muensters	83-50-7	.618
2	Petenut Gunnar Elly Time	75-59-6	.557
3	Do Imai make you Hoerner baby?	75-60-5	.554
4	Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts	70-60-10	.536
5	Rice Rice Baby	69-65-6	.514
6	Fear The Beard	66-65-9	.504
7	Gryffindor!	68-69-3	.496
8	Yesavagely Injured Very Evil	65-66-9	.496
9	Always Jumping in Morrowind	66-69-5	.489
10	Bohm Voyage	62-68-10	.479
11	Reticulating Splines	57-73-10	.443
12	Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo	54-80-6	.407

Against Opponent Schedules

This team's record if they swapped schedules with...

	Team	W-L-T	%
1	Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo	90-44-6	.664
2	Reticulating Splines	84-45-11	.639
3	Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts	86-48-6	.636
4	Do Imai make you Hoerner baby?	83-48-9	.625
5	Yesavagely Injured Very Evil	83-50-7	.618
6	Green Muensters	83-50-7	.618
7	Bohm Voyage	80-50-10	.607
8	Petenut Gunnar Elly Time	78-50-12	.600
9	Fear The Beard	80-53-7	.596
10	Gryffindor!	79-59-2	.571
11	Always Jumping in Morrowind	72-60-8	.543
12	Rice Rice Baby	71-60-9	.539

Week 1	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Green Muensters	15	37	3	18	.315	.668	4	3	45	3.49	4.50	.258	0	4
Rice Rice Baby 12-2-0	10	36	1	16	.323	.625	0	0	25	6.23	1.25	.358	1	1
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 10-4-0	19	29	4	10	.308	.593	2	1	43	3.47	3.58	.273	3	2
Always Jumping in Morrowind 9-4-1	21	29	3	16	.264	.542	1	2	36	1.84	4.00	.225	3	0
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 8-5-1	24	34	5	14	.329	.714	2	3	27	3.91	2.70	.330	1	0
Bohm Voyage 8-5-1	18	30	8	22	.290	.696	4	2	37	5.14	3.36	.328	1	2
Fear The Beard 7-5-2	18	37	8	17	.349	.795	2	0	29	5.18	3.63	.333	2	4
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 7-6-1	19	41	4	27	.322	.716	2	0	36	5.24	3.00	.344	0	2
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 7-6-1	22	34	8	22	.339	.790	3	3	44	5.28	2.59	.318	3	0
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 7-6-1	25	28	3	16	.356	.690	9	1	42	2.70	2.47	.316	2	1
Reticulating Splines 7-7-0	28	47	9	28	.401	.965	1	2	28	6.21	2.80	.328	2	0
Gryffindor! 7-7-0	32	46	11	28	.378	.918	3	1	27	6.11	1.69	.322	1	0

Week 2	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Green Muensters	48	77	12	48	.359	.850	7	2	58	4.47	2.32	.320	3	5
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 12-0-2	34	63	5	30	.305	.676	1	2	57	4.85	1.73	.340	3	3
Gryffindor! 12-1-1	41	58	12	28	.327	.718	3	1	51	6.28	2.43	.356	2	0
Rice Rice Baby 10-3-1	34	61	9	38	.326	.697	4	5	65	5.43	2.50	.337	3	0
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 10-4-0	38	56	7	32	.303	.655	4	5	55	3.54	2.29	.301	2	9
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 9-4-1	34	70	13	38	.338	.762	5	5	49	2.67	1.75	.274	3	1
Reticulating Splines 8-5-1	46	60	11	33	.320	.698	6	4	53	1.64	3.79	.250	3	6
Fear The Beard 8-5-1	26	65	6	30	.316	.663	2	5	80	3.05	2.86	.297	3	4
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 8-6-0	30	66	11	32	.306	.711	3	4	69	3.32	2.88	.283	4	2
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 7-6-1	45	75	11	38	.331	.763	7	5	81	2.00	3.38	.261	7	2
Bohm Voyage 7-6-1	31	59	7	34	.277	.587	3	4	71	3.52	2.45	.314	4	5
Always Jumping in Morrowind 7-6-1	35	78	6	49	.352	.776	-1	2	38	1.97	6.33	.214	4	2

Week 3	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Green Muensters	37	71	12	45	.334	.763	6	5	89	4.76	2.97	.302	5	1
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 12-2-0	29	62	5	30	.309	.654	5	3	60	4.22	2.00	.332	2	4
Fear The Beard 12-2-0	31	53	7	37	.301	.637	4	2	62	4.14	2.30	.307	2	8
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 10-3-1	30	60	6	36	.350	.728	5	4	60	4.48	3.53	.329	4	1
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 10-3-1	48	66	12	42	.331	.716	11	3	33	5.18	1.65	.318	3	5
Rice Rice Baby 9-3-2	22	68	5	26	.310	.663	12	5	83	1.48	2.77	.274	4	1
Bohm Voyage 9-3-2	33	63	7	29	.334	.698	9	4	64	4.20	3.05	.313	4	1
Gryffindor! 9-4-1	32	70	7	31	.348	.740	10	5	59	3.26	2.19	.294	4	0
Always Jumping in Morrowind 8-6-0	38	73	8	36	.343	.749	8	3	67	6.06	3.72	.362	3	4
Reticulating Splines 6-7-1	46	76	8	31	.346	.762	7	3	54	2.34	3.60	.268	5	0
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 5-7-2	54	84	18	45	.361	.909	6	2	54	3.91	2.35	.323	2	2
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 5-8-1	53	75	13	43	.344	.802	10	5	53	4.47	2.30	.350	3	4

Week 4	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Green Muensters	42	75	10	39	.330	.754	4	3	90	3.56	3.00	.305	5	2
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 11-3-0	40	60	8	34	.318	.681	3	6	78	4.52	3.25	.340	6	0
Bohm Voyage 11-3-0	30	60	14	31	.342	.821	1	0	42	4.24	2.21	.364	3	-2
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 10-3-1	50	78	11	34	.322	.723	4	1	52	5.72	1.30	.365	3	1
Always Jumping in Morrowind 9-5-0	38	65	5	29	.322	.667	1	6	53	3.06	2.41	.296	7	6
Rice Rice Baby 8-4-2	41	75	10	44	.334	.768	2	6	76	4.06	2.30	.330	4	1
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 8-6-0	43	72	15	46	.299	.744	3	5	68	4.42	2.43	.310	8	7
Gryffindor! 8-6-0	41	72	13	45	.343	.772	5	2	65	4.42	2.83	.293	3	0
Reticulating Splines 6-8-0	53	88	11	42	.348	.789	2	2	64	4.28	3.05	.313	4	3
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 4-8-2	43	71	12	40	.367	.869	4	4	55	4.72	3.44	.286	4	2
Fear The Beard 4-10-0	44	68	17	40	.324	.769	0	6	64	3.28	4.00	.249	6	4
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 3-11-0	49	79	13	53	.382	.834	10	8	56	2.24	2.55	.253	3	7

Week 5	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Green Muensters	38	76	5	31	.327	.710	3	2	66	3.80	2.75	.327	3	7
Reticulating Splines 11-2-1	34	61	12	38	.304	.702	2	2	34	4.86	2.27	.356	2	2
Bohm Voyage 10-3-1	33	68	11	37	.294	.707	5	2	56	6.04	2.15	.349	2	5
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 9-4-1	29	57	7	30	.330	.724	2	5	57	4.28	1.73	.366	3	2
Gryffindor! 7-7-0	52	81	17	52	.367	.882	4	0	56	6.33	2.24	.348	1	0
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 6-7-1	37	65	13	39	.286	.672	3	3	90	4.83	3.21	.324	5	2
Fear The Beard 4-9-1	47	80	15	45	.356	.835	6	6	60	4.56	2.50	.319	3	0
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 4-10-0	45	87	8	34	.355	.779	2	8	69	3.96	2.56	.292	8	0
Rice Rice Baby 4-10-0	47	84	18	59	.349	.902	4	4	59	4.48	2.19	.323	6	0
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 3-9-2	50	77	15	46	.353	.823	6	2	50	4.86	4.17	.307	3	5
Always Jumping in Morrowind 3-10-1	43	86	13	32	.417	.959	7	3	46	4.65	3.83	.291	3	-1
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 3-11-0	51	69	13	39	.346	.741	9	3	60	2.65	5.00	.274	4	6

Week 6	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Green Muensters	33	78	7	30	.368	.767	4	4	61	2.50	2.44	.313	4	5
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 10-3-1	33	64	9	42	.343	.756	-2	2	53	4.76	3.53	.324	1	3
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 10-4-0	29	59	3	18	.346	.725	0	5	52	4.01	3.06	.302	5	-2
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 9-4-1	43	69	11	36	.316	.732	4	3	58	4.62	2.52	.338	2	3
Always Jumping in Morrowind 9-5-0	42	72	8	27	.327	.722	6	2	38	4.58	4.22	.285	2	1
Reticulating Splines 7-6-1	42	75	11	26	.350	.820	6	3	44	4.96	2.75	.311	4	2
Gryffindor! 7-6-1	40	77	7	32	.363	.796	3	5	57	2.74	2.04	.309	7	0
Bohm Voyage 6-6-2	42	76	13	56	.357	.848	0	4	50	4.87	2.94	.307	4	3
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 5-7-2	42	82	10	45	.335	.770	4	2	75	4.40	2.88	.314	4	3
Fear The Beard 5-7-2	35	77	13	47	.357	.806	0	1	64	3.94	4.00	.288	4	5
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 5-9-0	42	69	9	43	.343	.739	1	6	78	2.35	3.55	.298	6	2
Rice Rice Baby 2-10-2	45	89	11	30	.352	.800	5	8	61	2.12	3.05	.304	5	1

Week 7	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Green Muensters	27	55	9	33	.286	.660	2	8	81	1.97	3.86	.222	7	4
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 12-2-0	35	52	7	26	.299	.641	1	3	57	4.40	2.85	.293	5	0
Bohm Voyage 10-3-1	31	61	9	36	.279	.646	1	4	63	3.86	3.00	.338	2	3
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 10-4-0	38	65	7	30	.308	.647	12	3	66	5.46	3.14	.341	3	0
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 10-4-0	36	67	5	28	.324	.647	10	5	56	2.40	2.43	.285	2	3
Gryffindor! 9-5-0	43	61	8	30	.325	.706	12	0	29	6.50	1.32	.369	2	0
Reticulating Splines 7-4-3	40	73	8	33	.344	.792	2	4	43	4.07	2.69	.291	4	4
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 7-6-1	37	73	14	44	.317	.762	1	2	69	4.68	2.88	.325	4	4
Always Jumping in Morrowind 7-6-1	35	82	9	29	.338	.781	3	1	35	4.29	3.89	.303	3	0
Rice Rice Baby 6-7-1	34	63	12	35	.279	.679	7	8	113	3.56	3.32	.300	6	1
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 6-8-0	36	75	10	40	.339	.776	5	3	50	3.34	1.79	.298	2	9
Fear The Beard 6-8-0	38	66	14	35	.331	.771	5	6	65	2.04	3.42	.225	5	5

Week 8	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Green Muensters	36	73	6	33	.341	.738	2	5	75	3.05	2.88	.261	5	3
Fear The Beard 11-2-1	26	59	4	15	.278	.584	4	3	64	4.31	3.05	.295	4	3
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 10-3-1	32	56	12	32	.266	.612	7	3	70	4.13	4.38	.305	4	3
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 10-3-1	31	54	9	23	.299	.664	3	5	71	5.52	3.55	.341	4	0
Gryffindor! 9-4-1	35	59	8	26	.350	.734	4	2	57	3.68	3.35	.271	5	0
Always Jumping in Morrowind 9-5-0	41	65	4	26	.291	.609	6	4	63	2.71	3.94	.308	4	4
Reticulating Splines 8-4-2	41	57	12	38	.310	.732	2	1	44	4.75	4.00	.299	2	3
Bohm Voyage 7-5-2	39	77	9	32	.329	.765	2	5	63	4.00	2.63	.281	4	5
Rice Rice Baby 7-6-1	35	64	13	34	.310	.740	5	5	54	3.28	4.15	.289	6	0
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 7-6-1	47	70	7	38	.355	.743	7	4	45	6.04	1.96	.356	2	3
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 6-7-1	44	80	11	44	.347	.804	7	3	58	3.88	2.76	.303	5	2
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 4-10-0	38	81	12	35	.337	.791	5	6	61	2.67	2.26	.276	6	6

Week 9	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Green Muensters	51	79	13	48	.388	.893	4	4	77	3.23	4.28	.283	4	6
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 12-1-1	26	46	6	18	.282	.634	2	4	64	4.03	2.06	.320	7	0
Reticulating Splines 12-1-1	37	60	10	22	.325	.767	-1	4	57	5.25	2.11	.319	5	4
Fear The Beard 12-1-1	51	68	9	33	.313	.707	7	3	57	4.56	2.38	.316	2	2
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 12-2-0	26	67	8	32	.329	.707	-1	6	74	2.82	2.64	.291	3	2
Gryffindor! 12-2-0	26	55	6	22	.304	.638	6	2	57	4.21	2.19	.301	5	0
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 11-2-1	34	64	10	35	.320	.711	0	4	46	2.23	2.71	.270	2	5
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 10-3-1	37	67	7	55	.357	.790	9	6	54	3.23	2.35	.291	1	2
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 10-4-0	38	87	11	50	.355	.822	-3	3	58	4.94	5.27	.288	5	2
Rice Rice Baby 10-4-0	37	71	10	36	.296	.669	7	5	58	3.22	3.87	.305	6	0
Always Jumping in Morrowind 8-3-3	35	75	8	30	.341	.806	4	4	38	1.37	9.50	.220	4	1
Bohm Voyage 8-4-2	44	80	17	44	.348	.818	5	4	76	4.40	4.00	.313	5	6

Week 10	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Green Muensters	35	62	11	38	.314	.748	7	7	83	2.08	3.46	.270	7	7
Reticulating Splines 12-1-1	41	46	11	33	.294	.663	0	1	46	6.81	3.07	.388	0	2
Bohm Voyage 11-1-2	37	61	11	29	.304	.687	0	5	60	2.55	3.33	.270	6	5
Always Jumping in Morrowind 10-4-0	30	75	10	30	.330	.761	2	2	36	3.90	4.50	.319	1	4
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 8-5-1	48	82	11	45	.337	.776	1	2	49	5.87	2.88	.348	1	3
Yesavagely Injured Very Evil 8-6-0	41	88	13	46	.355	.871	2	3	59	3.88	2.11	.314	5	2
Rice Rice Baby 8-6-0	43	78	14	46	.331	.821	4	5	48	4.02	2.53	.301	6	0
Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts 7-6-1	45	86	17	41	.341	.831	4	7	66	2.30	3.00	.283	4	4
Gryffindor! 7-7-0	51	90	13	44	.399	.915	5	3	59	4.66	3.69	.332	4	0
Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo 6-8-0	46	76	9	46	.345	.785	4	8	85	3.67	3.86	.297	5	1
Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? 6-8-0	53	82	16	39	.354	.839	5	2	43	2.35	2.53	.251	5	8
Fear The Beard 5-9-0	38	84	13	47	.379	.843	8	4	62	3.17	4.13	.269	3	3

At Least You Have an Excuse 2026

Green Muensters played their worst possible matchup in Week 1 against Gryffindor!.
Green Muensters played their worst possible matchup in Week 2 against Always Jumping in Morrowind.
Green Muensters played their worst possible matchup in Week 8 against Petenut Gunnar Elly Time.

Icarus' Flight 2026

Green Muensters played their best possible matchup in Week 3 against Fear The Beard.
Green Muensters played their best possible matchup in Week 10 against Reticulating Splines.

It Wouldn’t Have Mattered 2026

Green Muensters was the best in 4 categories during Week 1.
Green Muensters was the best in 4 categories during Week 2.
Green Muensters was the best in 4 categories during Week 3.
Green Muensters was the best in 4 categories during Week 7.
Green Muensters was the best in 5 categories during Week 9.

Spider Man Pointing Meme 2026

Green Muensters and Always Jumping in Morrowind were each other's worst possible matchup in Week 2.

Valedictorian 2026

Green Muensters has a winning head-to-head record against every single team.