Each team's record against every other team in the league.
| Team | W-L-T | % | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Petenut Gunnar Elly Time | 993-607-94 | .614 |
| 2 | Deferred Payments 💸 | 980-617-97 | .607 |
| 3 | The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ | 875-724-95 | .545 |
| 4 | Always Jumping in Morrowind | 848-755-91 | .527 |
| 5 | Colonel Angus | 837-766-91 | .521 |
| 6 | No Highs Just Lowes | 839-775-80 | .519 |
| 7 | Fear The Beard | 823-789-82 | .510 |
| 8 | Reticulating Splines | 755-849-90 | .472 |
| 9 | O-Bleday Ob-la-da | 720-902-72 | .446 |
| 10 | Green Muensters | 697-904-93 | .439 |
| 11 | Lugo My Eggo | 692-916-86 | .434 |
| 12 | Sasaki Bombs | 573-1,028-93 | .366 |