Each team's record against every other team in the league.
| Team | W-L-T | % | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Deferred Payments 💸 | 1,967-1,239-182 | .607 |
| 2 | Petenut Gunnar Elly Time | 1,790-1,415-183 | .555 |
| 3 | Fear The Beard | 1,758-1,467-163 | .543 |
| 4 | The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ | 1,749-1,463-176 | .542 |
| 5 | Bohm Voyage | 1,744-1,477-167 | .539 |
| 6 | Always Jumping in Morrowind | 1,656-1,526-206 | .519 |
| 7 | Reticulating Splines | 1,625-1,596-167 | .504 |
| 8 | O-Bleday Ob-la-da | 1,521-1,717-150 | .471 |
| 9 | Green Muensters | 1,433-1,786-169 | .448 |
| 10 | Lugo My Eggo | 1,422-1,793-173 | .445 |
| 11 | Colonel Angus | 1,315-1,891-182 | .415 |
| 12 | Sasaki Bombs | 1,284-1,894-210 | .410 |