Deferred Payments 💸

Dominic Cozzetto
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Yahoo Standings

Matchups as dictated by the Yahoo schedule.

Team W-L-T % GB
1 Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 95-50-9 .646 -
2 No Highs Just Lowes 80-64-10 .552 14.5
3 Deferred Payments 💸 79-69-6 .532 17.5
4 Always Jumping in Morrowind 78-71-5 .523 19
5 Colonel Angus 75-70-9 .516 20
6 The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 75-75-4 .500 22.5
7 Reticulating Splines 74-74-6 .500 22.5
8 Lugo My Eggo 69-77-8 .474 26.5
9 Fear The Beard 69-77-8 .474 26.5
10 Green Muensters 66-77-11 .464 28
11 O-Bleday Ob-la-da 67-81-6 .455 29.5
12 Sasaki Bombs 53-95-6 .364 43.5
Head-to-Head

Head-to-head record against every other team in the league.

Team W-L-T %
1 Sasaki Bombs 107-36-11 .731
2 Lugo My Eggo 98-47-9 .666
3 Green Muensters 94-51-9 .640
4 O-Bleday Ob-la-da 94-55-5 .627
5 Reticulating Splines 91-53-10 .623
6 Colonel Angus 90-59-5 .601
7 Fear The Beard 89-58-7 .601
8 Always Jumping in Morrowind 86-57-11 .594
9 No Highs Just Lowes 84-61-9 .575
10 The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 78-65-11 .542
11 Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 69-75-10 .481
Against This Schedule

How other teams would perform against this schedule.

Team W-L-T %
1 Deferred Payments 💸 79-69-6 .532
2 The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 74-73-7 .503
3 Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 71-72-11 .497
4 Colonel Angus 67-81-6 .455
5 Always Jumping in Morrowind 64-79-11 .451
6 No Highs Just Lowes 61-87-6 .416
7 Reticulating Splines 61-88-5 .412
8 Fear The Beard 60-88-6 .409
9 O-Bleday Ob-la-da 58-90-6 .396
10 Lugo My Eggo 56-91-7 .386
11 Green Muensters 52-90-12 .377
12 Sasaki Bombs 46-100-8 .325
Against Opponent Schedules

This team's record if they swapped schedules with...

Team W-L-T %
1 No Highs Just Lowes 96-53-5 .640
2 Always Jumping in Morrowind 93-52-9 .633
3 O-Bleday Ob-la-da 92-52-10 .630
4 Green Muensters 89-49-16 .630
5 Reticulating Splines 94-55-5 .627
6 Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 92-54-8 .623
7 Sasaki Bombs 91-55-8 .617
8 Colonel Angus 91-55-8 .617
9 Lugo My Eggo 85-58-11 .588
10 Fear The Beard 82-60-12 .571
11 Deferred Payments 💸 79-69-6 .532
12 The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 75-74-5 .503

Week 1 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Deferred Payments 💸 70 92 19 46 .302 .696 10 7 86 3.77 2.15 .302 7 8
Green Muensters 9-5-0 60 103 16 51 .303 .678 1 4 110 5.66 2.34 .359 4 4
Colonel Angus 8-5-1 58 95 13 54 .322 .665 4 7 85 4.43 4.05 .320 4 10
Sasaki Bombs 8-6-0 59 97 7 39 .323 .668 6 3 102 3.59 2.62 .291 3 4
O-Bleday Ob-la-da 6-8-0 55 109 16 56 .308 .686 8 8 116 3.17 2.97 .296 6 0
Always Jumping in Morrowind 5-8-1 77 131 31 92 .356 .926 10 4 59 4.39 2.19 .298 4 7
Reticulating Splines 5-9-0 60 106 11 47 .313 .721 11 5 95 2.84 4.32 .295 4 6
Fear The Beard 5-9-0 68 112 11 53 .363 .776 22 6 117 3.42 3.77 .271 5 6
The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 3-9-2 64 115 19 63 .307 .702 7 7 97 2.96 2.77 .279 6 14
Lugo My Eggo 3-10-1 		75 118 22 71 .327 .794 10 8 88 3.39 2.05 .293 3 7
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 3-11-0 73 119 30 89 .320 .788 9 8 95 3.56 3.80 .297 4 7
No Highs Just Lowes 2-12-0 61 105 20 70 .315 .759 11 8 120 3.54 2.93 .290 8 6

Week 2 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Deferred Payments 💸 34 82 11 30 .320 .786 17 5 59 2.39 2.95 .271 3 3
No Highs Just Lowes 11-3-0 		23 54 6 31 .284 .623 6 2 72 4.81 2.77 .306 2 5
Colonel Angus 9-3-2 33 74 6 30 .304 .662 2 2 58 3.16 3.87 .242 4 3
Green Muensters 9-4-1 39 73 11 43 .332 .771 8 2 37 4.15 1.61 .312 2 4
Always Jumping in Morrowind 9-4-1 33 55 4 24 .274 .574 7 5 37 2.03 3.70 .249 4 1
Reticulating Splines 8-4-2 32 51 8 32 .299 .664 7 5 60 3.91 3.33 .295 3 5
Lugo My Eggo 8-5-1 35 73 5 30 .375 .772 9 2 67 3.63 2.23 .323 4 8
The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 8-6-0 33 47 6 22 .296 .597 2 2 66 1.95 3.67 .258 5 7
O-Bleday Ob-la-da 8-6-0 44 65 13 36 .295 .682 9 6 63 3.49 2.25 .327 5 0
Sasaki Bombs 7-5-2 24 41 6 18 .287 .585 2 5 74 2.27 4.63 .253 4 3
Fear The Beard 5-8-1 34 63 17 42 .364 .944 6 6 68 2.91 3.58 .274 7 2
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 3-11-0 37 73 12 46 .340 .797 5 4 61 1.66 3.05 .257 5 6

Week 3 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Deferred Payments 💸 48 87 14 44 .360 .871 6 2 70 3.92 4.38 .262 4 5
Sasaki Bombs 12-1-1 29 67 13 41 .326 .784 0 2 49 5.37 1.88 .346 2 8
Always Jumping in Morrowind 11-2-1 		41 64 9 33 .318 .676 4 5 54 2.49 3.18 .282 2 5
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 11-3-0 41 71 16 41 .357 .840 4 5 50 3.51 2.50 .297 3 4
O-Bleday Ob-la-da 11-3-0 31 58 6 30 .279 .586 4 4 97 3.98 3.13 .287 8 0
Green Muensters 10-2-2 36 76 11 44 .333 .744 8 2 58 3.94 2.07 .324 2 6
Fear The Beard 10-2-2 45 67 19 41 .327 .847 6 2 60 4.35 3.16 .323 5 4
Lugo My Eggo 10-3-1 43 83 16 49 .347 .808 0 4 53 4.98 2.79 .288 4 3
Colonel Angus 10-3-1 46 88 15 42 .341 .836 2 2 48 4.71 2.29 .347 3 7
Reticulating Splines 10-4-0 41 70 8 36 .314 .720 13 4 53 3.35 4.08 .314 3 9
The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 9-4-1 38 66 10 33 .287 .665 9 4 56 3.03 2.95 .321 4 7
No Highs Just Lowes 6-7-1 40 65 7 30 .302 .683 10 9 92 2.39 4.60 .255 6 5

Week 4 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Deferred Payments 💸 38 68 6 40 .296 .675 11 3 63 4.02 2.63 .330 5 5
Green Muensters 9-5-0 33 71 8 49 .318 .663 3 6 42 4.53 2.47 .352 4 2
Reticulating Splines 8-5-1 34 60 6 31 .297 .660 6 2 40 2.53 4.44 .232 2 7
No Highs Just Lowes 7-5-2 28 65 6 31 .327 .687 10 2 63 4.50 2.74 .324 6 4
Lugo My Eggo 7-6-1 39 71 8 29 .351 .796 8 3 51 4.33 1.50 .300 4 3
Sasaki Bombs 7-7-0 44 63 8 26 .357 .754 4 2 46 3.38 3.54 .281 4 4
O-Bleday Ob-la-da 6-8-0 37 64 12 38 .304 .688 1 8 72 3.46 2.57 .319 6 0
Colonel Angus 5-9-0 27 72 7 30 .383 .839 1 7 59 3.27 3.69 .289 6 -1
Always Jumping in Morrowind 5-9-0 44 77 10 44 .334 .789 5 1 37 3.86 3.36 .310 3 0
The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 4-10-0 		42 80 12 30 .331 .806 10 6 70 3.54 2.41 .321 4 8
Fear The Beard 4-10-0 39 74 9 34 .321 .731 2 6 57 2.61 4.38 .288 4 6
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 3-10-1 31 70 7 37 .321 .714 5 4 68 1.99 4.53 .242 6 5

Week 5 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Deferred Payments 💸 39 77 16 39 .322 .828 6 4 56 3.58 4.00 .314 3 5
No Highs Just Lowes 9-3-2 38 72 10 39 .360 .815 3 2 52 3.58 2.60 .298 4 3
Sasaki Bombs 8-2-4 39 74 13 30 .333 .795 4 4 46 4.79 3.07 .303 3 5
Fear The Beard 9-5-0 37 58 7 26 .318 .669 10 2 57 3.46 3.17 .300 4 4
Green Muensters 8-4-2 38 72 8 38 .306 .665 3 4 52 1.92 4.00 .275 5 6
The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 7-4-3 36 69 8 33 .286 .637 14 4 56 3.49 2.67 .294 4 5
O-Bleday Ob-la-da 7-4-3 48 77 15 57 .322 .805 10 4 51 4.93 2.55 .349 4 0
Colonel Angus 7-6-1 46 87 11 46 .371 .828 1 3 38 3.88 3.17 .278 4 2
Lugo My Eggo 7-7-0 40 79 11 38 .335 .755 8 7 71 4.44 2.29 .317 6 0
Reticulating Splines 5-7-2 34 82 12 39 .374 .883 3 3 51 3.00 4.64 .245 3 7
Always Jumping in Morrowind 4-10-0 52 92 22 55 .382 .970 7 3 54 3.02 4.91 .300 2 4
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 3-9-2 		54 79 18 47 .370 .875 1 6 63 3.09 3.00 .333 3 5

Week 6 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Deferred Payments 💸 39 72 13 39 .319 .749 2 5 78 3.00 4.88 .277 8 5
Sasaki Bombs 13-0-1 32 64 10 31 .304 .681 1 3 62 4.19 3.65 .328 3 5
Fear The Beard 12-1-1 44 62 7 35 .301 .655 2 1 60 4.96 2.61 .357 3 3
O-Bleday Ob-la-da 12-2-0 31 66 6 34 .280 .631 4 4 53 3.17 2.65 .260 6 0
Reticulating Splines 11-3-0 38 69 5 37 .351 .760 5 2 39 5.50 1.95 .343 0 3
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 10-4-0 44 80 9 44 .290 .702 8 2 44 3.50 3.38 .282 3 1
Green Muensters 10-4-0 48 79 12 40 .306 .718 8 2 51 4.72 3.40 .339 2 3
Lugo My Eggo 8-5-1 55 81 8 34 .375 .773 12 5 76 4.01 2.38 .322 5 0
The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 8-6-0 42 80 11 47 .362 .810 1 4 62 2.90 2.38 .321 4 1
Always Jumping in Morrowind 8-6-0 46 81 11 41 .364 .826 5 3 43 3.35 3.07 .287 3 3
Colonel Angus 7-7-0 		33 83 12 59 .351 .835 7 3 58 3.45 3.63 .257 5 6
No Highs Just Lowes 5-8-1 49 75 18 46 .367 .897 3 5 85 5.11 4.05 .293 6 2

Week 7 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Deferred Payments 💸 37 80 17 54 .339 .865 9 7 70 3.65 2.33 .294 8 4
Lugo My Eggo 14-0-0 27 62 5 16 .311 .690 5 1 34 5.80 2.13 .333 1 0
No Highs Just Lowes 13-1-0 30 67 13 34 .291 .731 2 2 65 3.92 3.25 .300 5 2
Sasaki Bombs 12-2-0 40 70 13 41 .326 .775 6 3 47 4.29 2.04 .310 3 9
The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 11-3-0 33 62 8 46 .307 .670 3 6 69 2.22 3.83 .267 6 2
O-Bleday Ob-la-da 10-4-0 31 67 11 25 .279 .672 3 5 76 3.48 2.81 .296 10 0
Colonel Angus 10-4-0 36 76 9 38 .347 .770 0 5 60 2.90 3.33 .253 6 2
Reticulating Splines 9-4-1 42 84 10 30 .387 .861 4 3 40 5.29 2.35 .353 2 4
Green Muensters 9-4-1 42 65 11 36 .307 .686 7 4 58 2.93 2.52 .288 6 4
Fear The Beard 9-4-1 		45 75 17 45 .329 .820 7 2 69 2.96 3.29 .297 6 8
Always Jumping in Morrowind 8-4-2 42 80 16 49 .358 .897 9 3 69 4.32 4.93 .313 4 0
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 7-6-1 39 82 14 51 .313 .774 6 5 77 3.29 5.13 .266 3 4

Week 8 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Deferred Payments 💸 44 84 9 48 .335 .763 6 3 48 4.78 3.20 .344 3 1
Sasaki Bombs 9-3-2 33 57 7 27 .265 .617 3 0 47 2.98 5.22 .253 3 1
Reticulating Splines 8-4-2 35 74 9 38 .316 .732 0 1 50 1.77 2.94 .280 3 7
Always Jumping in Morrowind 8-4-2 37 77 8 38 .337 .753 -2 3 60 4.62 2.86 .302 2 1
Fear The Beard 8-5-1 33 71 9 27 .314 .737 2 1 40 2.79 4.00 .263 4 6
Lugo My Eggo 6-4-4 37 80 9 27 .361 .818 6 2 46 4.41 2.09 .304 3 1
Green Muensters 6-6-2 39 77 10 32 .331 .746 6 4 52 4.52 2.36 .328 3 2
No Highs Just Lowes 5-8-1 32 60 11 33 .257 .641 6 8 91 2.34 5.06 .281 11 3
O-Bleday Ob-la-da 4-9-1 		39 77 12 50 .339 .815 10 3 73 3.11 3.04 .302 7 0
Colonel Angus 4-10-0 37 74 10 33 .367 .820 5 4 54 2.50 4.50 .311 4 4
The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 3-9-2 44 92 14 46 .341 .839 4 3 51 4.35 2.55 .308 4 6
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 2-10-2 59 80 10 48 .349 .758 6 6 56 2.80 3.29 .274 4 5

Week 9 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Deferred Payments 💸 58 88 19 50 .351 .905 7 5 55 2.74 3.24 .274 4 4
Lugo My Eggo 14-0-0 30 61 12 38 .323 .758 3 3 51 5.06 1.65 .338 3 0
Sasaki Bombs 12-1-1 24 57 7 25 .304 .678 5 4 48 3.56 3.20 .323 4 5
O-Bleday Ob-la-da 12-2-0 24 56 5 16 .305 .613 6 3 59 5.33 2.11 .352 5 0
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 11-2-1 38 72 13 43 .341 .826 -2 4 55 3.68 3.44 .313 5 3
Always Jumping in Morrowind 11-2-1 40 81 10 54 .337 .810 2 2 50 3.96 3.33 .291 4 2
Colonel Angus 10-4-0 37 70 14 36 .346 .821 6 4 62 2.77 3.26 .290 7 6
The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 9-3-2 37 65 9 26 .316 .706 6 5 90 3.46 3.46 .280 5 4
Reticulating Splines 9-4-1 41 72 7 27 .322 .697 2 4 46 2.35 6.57 .228 4 7
No Highs Just Lowes 9-4-1 46 64 11 26 .320 .724 4 6 77 4.39 3.67 .305 5 4
Green Muensters 7-7-0 		48 91 14 58 .419 .990 1 2 63 2.51 2.86 .292 2 8
Fear The Beard 7-7-0 43 74 18 44 .319 .774 15 4 56 2.25 3.29 .269 5 5

Week 10 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Deferred Payments 💸 34 72 10 24 .340 .769 8 5 69 2.24 6.90 .233 6 8
Fear The Beard 12-1-1 29 56 6 26 .307 .641 8 1 62 3.05 2.95 .265 5 3
No Highs Just Lowes 12-2-0 27 63 8 42 .276 .670 6 7 58 2.71 3.05 .276 5 2
Colonel Angus 12-2-0 33 60 7 30 .301 .648 6 7 54 5.95 1.80 .361 2 4
Sasaki Bombs 11-3-0 		41 56 12 28 .327 .745 3 2 60 5.43 2.50 .329 5 7
Always Jumping in Morrowind 9-2-3 31 72 10 35 .322 .755 4 5 45 1.99 4.09 .269 5 2
Reticulating Splines 9-4-1 39 74 10 43 .319 .747 9 2 40 2.72 5.71 .248 2 6
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 8-4-2 34 73 14 45 .305 .706 4 5 53 1.65 2.79 .267 3 4
The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 8-6-0 46 74 13 42 .338 .820 2 6 62 3.75 4.13 .271 2 5
O-Bleday Ob-la-da 8-6-0 38 79 12 49 .319 .759 5 4 89 4.60 3.87 .311 9 0
Lugo My Eggo 8-6-0 45 76 8 40 .367 .785 5 3 81 4.02 3.68 .301 5 4
Green Muensters 7-6-1 38 82 12 32 .360 .826 2 3 67 4.61 2.09 .315 6 1

Week 11 R H HR RBI OBP OPS NSB W K ERA K/BB OBPA QS NSVH
Deferred Payments 💸 49 86 15 46 .403 .948 4 6 47 4.50 1.47 .333 6 0
Lugo My Eggo 13-1-0 32 66 10 36 .295 .659 0 0 43 5.59 1.87 .353 2 -1
O-Bleday Ob-la-da 10-3-1 34 70 11 41 .321 .755 5 2 63 5.23 2.86 .360 2 0
Green Muensters 10-4-0 28 63 7 34 .286 .636 0 4 66 4.65 2.20 .323 3 3
Reticulating Splines 9-5-0 		39 72 9 43 .346 .770 6 2 43 4.27 2.39 .307 4 3
The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ 8-5-1 44 66 15 48 .326 .790 3 3 53 3.86 3.31 .341 1 7
Petenut Gunnar Elly Time 8-5-1 38 78 15 42 .355 .804 6 2 72 4.88 2.88 .319 4 3
Sasaki Bombs 8-6-0 33 54 10 27 .277 .664 5 5 57 2.76 4.07 .272 4 1
Fear The Beard 8-6-0 50 69 5 30 .307 .666 3 3 48 3.23 1.92 .319 3 2
Colonel Angus 8-6-0 45 63 8 30 .313 .695 5 3 51 2.75 7.29 .243 5 10
Always Jumping in Morrowind 8-6-0 39 88 7 33 .369 .835 2 5 54 2.91 3.86 .274 5 2
No Highs Just Lowes 5-8-1 52 91 12 48 .365 .855 4 4 74 3.99 3.36 .311 5 3

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