Zen and the Art of Baseball

Slap A Bichette

Evan Jones

Contract History | Monte Carlo Simulation

Randomly Generated Standings

Matchup winning percentages aggregated across 75,000 randomly generated schedules.

What does this graph mean?

Team (click to toggle matchups)	W-L-T	%
Yahoo	169-110-15	.600
Best	218-65-11	.760
Worst	139-141-14	.497
Average	179-101-12	.634

Week 1	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	69	120	11	65	.299	.693	5	5	90	3.45	5.29	.278	3	7
Fear The Beard 10-4-0	51	94	12	53	.346	.812	1	7	78	5.04	2.05	.326	1	5

Week 2	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	29	68	6	31	.297	.639	3	6	65	3.02	2.83	.333	4	3
Green Muensters 4-10-0	32	60	8	30	.319	.707	5	5	70	2.97	5.00	.273	3	5

Week 3	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	32	70	7	36	.321	.709	7	5	73	3.09	2.70	.319	6	5
WAR And Cease 💣 ☮️ 11-3-0	33	64	6	27	.282	.609	4	4	57	3.48	3.35	.281	5	2

Week 4	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	48	87	10	46	.307	.716	-1	4	52	3.81	3.71	.315	5	3
Gurriel Crush 🍍 10-3-1	25	54	7	27	.323	.726	2	1	39	5.09	3.00	.322	3	3

Week 5	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	43	68	8	29	.337	.715	4	7	56	3.12	2.43	.275	6	0
Fernando's Motorcycle Gang 🏍️ 6-8-0	50	87	12	49	.361	.859	5	5	54	3.66	2.25	.289	2	5

Week 6	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	49	91	15	54	.350	.827	9	5	57	2.74	3.00	.268	6	4
Out On Albies 11-2-1	34	69	2	31	.302	.609	3	5	43	2.72	3.91	.299	4	3

Week 7	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	50	93	14	58	.348	.866	3	2	67	5.19	5.15	.300	6	3
Mondesi's House of Glass 🏚 9-2-3	31	66	11	41	.317	.726	5	2	55	4.12	2.20	.303	6	3

Week 8	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	46	83	10	36	.328	.737	3	7	73	2.95	3.84	.266	7	1
Juan Way Or Another 6-8-0	59	92	16	46	.346	.799	9	6	62	5.54	3.44	.319	4	4

Week 9	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	37	83	10	30	.362	.817	6	7	76	3.75	6.91	.260	7	7
Colonel Angus 12-2-0	31	77	9	44	.352	.782	2	2	56	3.66	3.11	.317	4	4

Week 10	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	43	78	10	35	.374	.825	2	6	61	2.33	4.36	.261	4	4
Don't get Mad get Vlad! 7-6-1	43	76	15	46	.378	.921	1	4	78	3.21	2.79	.291	8	-1

Week 11	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	48	88	20	65	.334	.845	2	5	81	4.13	4.26	.304	6	-1
Always Jumping in Morrowind 12-2-0	36	56	8	22	.314	.703	7	0	61	5.63	3.81	.315	4	1

Week 12	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	30	60	11	36	.256	.591	2	5	64	2.91	2.91	.282	6	6
Juan Way Or Another 6-7-1	49	85	8	34	.401	.892	5	6	70	3.41	2.80	.298	6	4

Week 13	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	37	82	12	36	.324	.738	2	5	50	3.48	3.33	.286	7	2
Colonel Angus 7-7-0	55	75	23	44	.305	.833	1	3	58	4.53	3.41	.300	3	4

Week 14	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	51	86	10	51	.367	.849	6	7	83	2.55	4.61	.273	7	3
Gurriel Crush 🍍 13-1-0	45	72	9	25	.326	.732	4	1	49	3.12	4.90	.293	2	1

Week 15	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	70	124	16	67	.335	.781	6	6	83	4.79	3.61	.306	7	3
Mondesi's House of Glass 🏚 4-8-2	63	121	25	70	.322	.810	4	6	107	3.54	4.46	.287	7	7

Week 16	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	46	90	16	61	.332	.803	1	5	65	4.35	3.42	.302	4	3
Out On Albies 4-10-0	57	85	15	53	.356	.844	3	6	69	2.06	3.29	.266	6	4

Week 17	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	43	59	6	39	.300	.643	5	5	72	3.10	4.00	.268	8	3
Fear The Beard 5-8-1	38	74	12	30	.351	.863	1	10	84	2.48	3.11	.285	8	4

Week 18	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	39	75	7	29	.333	.712	1	6	71	2.34	3.55	.270	8	2
WAR And Cease 💣 ☮️ 7-6-1	43	75	12	39	.319	.736	8	2	67	3.38	3.19	.273	4	3

Week 19	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	41	75	9	41	.349	.753	4	6	74	3.06	3.08	.261	8	5
Green Muensters 11-3-0	33	74	2	26	.375	.739	1	4	80	5.32	7.27	.315	6	1

Week 20	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	37	69	14	38	.312	.768	2	6	59	2.46	3.69	.269	7	4
Fernando's Motorcycle Gang 🏍️ 5-6-3	47	70	14	42	.352	.854	1	4	59	3.79	3.28	.267	3	4

Week 21	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	57	99	17	57	.414	1.014	5	7	83	3.66	4.88	.294	6	6
Don't get Mad get Vlad! 9-4-1	42	75	19	51	.323	.825	5	3	81	2.47	4.26	.291	8	4

Week 1	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	69	120	11	65	.299	.693	5	5	90	3.45	5.29	.278	3	7
Juan Way Or Another 10-4-0	66	115	16	52	.358	.782	8	2	81	4.98	2.25	.329	2	4

Week 2	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	29	68	6	31	.297	.639	3	6	65	3.02	2.83	.333	4	3
Out On Albies 4-10-0	37	71	11	40	.307	.704	2	3	44	2.00	4.00	.282	2	6

Week 3	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	32	70	7	36	.321	.709	7	5	73	3.09	2.70	.319	6	5
Don't get Mad get Vlad! 12-1-1	15	40	5	22	.223	.525	2	3	52	4.53	3.25	.327	6	-1

Week 4	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	48	87	10	46	.307	.716	-1	4	52	3.81	3.71	.315	5	3
Gurriel Crush 🍍 10-3-1	25	54	7	27	.323	.726	2	1	39	5.09	3.00	.322	3	3

Week 5	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	43	68	8	29	.337	.715	4	7	56	3.12	2.43	.275	6	0
WAR And Cease 💣 ☮️ 9-5-0	36	72	6	39	.303	.672	0	6	66	3.88	7.33	.276	3	4

Week 6	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	49	91	15	54	.350	.827	9	5	57	2.74	3.00	.268	6	4
Green Muensters 11-3-0	40	78	9	42	.345	.777	7	2	80	3.82	5.00	.295	5	11

Week 7	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	50	93	14	58	.348	.866	3	2	67	5.19	5.15	.300	6	3
Fear The Beard 13-1-0	30	56	10	33	.287	.686	1	4	58	5.55	2.64	.348	3	2

Week 8	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	46	83	10	36	.328	.737	3	7	73	2.95	3.84	.266	7	1
Fernando's Motorcycle Gang 🏍️ 13-1-0	45	62	9	35	.296	.653	0	1	50	4.59	2.94	.286	4	4

Week 9	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	37	83	10	30	.362	.817	6	7	76	3.75	6.91	.260	7	7
Colonel Angus 12-2-0	31	77	9	44	.352	.782	2	2	56	3.66	3.11	.317	4	4

Week 10	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	43	78	10	35	.374	.825	2	6	61	2.33	4.36	.261	4	4
Mondesi's House of Glass 🏚 11-1-2	32	89	5	30	.347	.805	1	5	61	2.48	3.81	.274	4	2

Week 11	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	48	88	20	65	.334	.845	2	5	81	4.13	4.26	.304	6	-1
Always Jumping in Morrowind 12-2-0	36	56	8	22	.314	.703	7	0	61	5.63	3.81	.315	4	1

Week 12	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	30	60	11	36	.256	.591	2	5	64	2.91	2.91	.282	6	6
Juan Way Or Another 6-7-1	49	85	8	34	.401	.892	5	6	70	3.41	2.80	.298	6	4

Week 13	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	37	82	12	36	.324	.738	2	5	50	3.48	3.33	.286	7	2
Out On Albies 8-5-1	39	57	13	36	.284	.656	3	0	55	5.40	3.24	.321	3	4

Week 14	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	51	86	10	51	.367	.849	6	7	83	2.55	4.61	.273	7	3
Don't get Mad get Vlad! 12-2-0	38	54	11	41	.332	.787	0	5	80	2.95	3.08	.299	8	0

Week 15	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	70	124	16	67	.335	.781	6	6	83	4.79	3.61	.306	7	3
Gurriel Crush 🍍 13-1-0	64	113	20	50	.313	.759	4	4	82	6.07	2.56	.355	3	1

Week 16	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	46	90	16	61	.332	.803	1	5	65	4.35	3.42	.302	4	3
WAR And Cease 💣 ☮️ 12-2-0	27	67	10	40	.326	.739	0	3	43	4.83	2.53	.294	2	4

Week 17	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	43	59	6	39	.300	.643	5	5	72	3.10	4.00	.268	8	3
Green Muensters 8-5-1	29	55	7	27	.337	.751	2	3	75	3.71	4.69	.303	8	1

Week 18	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	39	75	7	29	.333	.712	1	6	71	2.34	3.55	.270	8	2
Fear The Beard 10-3-1	30	57	8	32	.313	.695	1	3	63	3.47	2.52	.336	5	4

Week 19	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	41	75	9	41	.349	.753	4	6	74	3.06	3.08	.261	8	5
Fernando's Motorcycle Gang 🏍️ 7-6-1	42	74	13	39	.316	.744	1	4	71	2.64	5.07	.231	9	5

Week 20	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	37	69	14	38	.312	.768	2	6	59	2.46	3.69	.269	7	4
Colonel Angus 12-1-1	22	48	6	28	.300	.668	2	5	48	3.35	3.43	.292	1	5

Week 21	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	57	99	17	57	.414	1.014	5	7	83	3.66	4.88	.294	6	6
Mondesi's House of Glass 🏚 13-0-1	40	89	15	53	.330	.819	2	7	70	3.80	2.69	.323	5	4

Week 1	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	69	120	11	65	.299	.693	5	5	90	3.45	5.29	.278	3	7
WAR And Cease 💣 ☮️ 6-8-0	64	102	17	68	.337	.736	1	6	93	2.22	2.82	.268	2	6

Week 2	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	29	68	6	31	.297	.639	3	6	65	3.02	2.83	.333	4	3
Juan Way Or Another 8-5-1	29	71	2	30	.309	.631	1	4	61	4.95	4.07	.309	3	5

Week 3	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	32	70	7	36	.321	.709	7	5	73	3.09	2.70	.319	6	5
Always Jumping in Morrowind 4-8-2	41	75	11	38	.351	.829	7	2	66	3.27	4.40	.258	4	5

Week 4	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	48	87	10	46	.307	.716	-1	4	52	3.81	3.71	.315	5	3
Fear The Beard 7-7-0	28	57	8	30	.258	.599	2	5	61	2.24	2.54	.313	6	8

Week 5	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	43	68	8	29	.337	.715	4	7	56	3.12	2.43	.275	6	0
Out On Albies 9-5-0	42	72	9	41	.308	.712	3	3	52	4.03	5.78	.290	4	1

Week 6	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	49	91	15	54	.350	.827	9	5	57	2.74	3.00	.268	6	4
Colonel Angus 7-6-1	44	78	8	34	.339	.743	7	5	79	1.99	6.58	.245	7	9

Week 7	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	50	93	14	58	.348	.866	3	2	67	5.19	5.15	.300	6	3
Fernando's Motorcycle Gang 🏍️ 8-5-1	48	77	13	32	.328	.775	3	3	64	3.58	5.82	.280	4	5

Week 8	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	46	83	10	36	.328	.737	3	7	73	2.95	3.84	.266	7	1
Mondesi's House of Glass 🏚 6-8-0	39	80	11	55	.347	.797	0	3	60	2.79	4.62	.264	4	6

Week 9	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	37	83	10	30	.362	.817	6	7	76	3.75	6.91	.260	7	7
Green Muensters 9-5-0	53	72	11	43	.361	.789	2	4	53	1.53	6.63	.235	4	2

Week 10	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	43	78	10	35	.374	.825	2	6	61	2.33	4.36	.261	4	4
Don't get Mad get Vlad! 7-6-1	43	76	15	46	.378	.921	1	4	78	3.21	2.79	.291	8	-1

Week 11	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	48	88	20	65	.334	.845	2	5	81	4.13	4.26	.304	6	-1
Gurriel Crush 🍍 7-5-2	35	69	10	27	.356	.858	2	5	57	1.92	3.35	.251	5	3

Week 12	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	30	60	11	36	.256	.591	2	5	64	2.91	2.91	.282	6	6
WAR And Cease 💣 ☮️ 4-9-1	35	67	10	32	.311	.718	5	6	61	2.52	4.07	.270	4	6

Week 13	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	37	82	12	36	.324	.738	2	5	50	3.48	3.33	.286	7	2
Juan Way Or Another 7-7-0	43	84	11	38	.365	.844	5	1	60	4.19	2.50	.295	3	1

Week 14	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	51	86	10	51	.367	.849	6	7	83	2.55	4.61	.273	7	3
Always Jumping in Morrowind 12-0-2	28	44	8	27	.311	.676	0	7	76	3.43	3.45	.314	7	0

Week 15	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	70	124	16	67	.335	.781	6	6	83	4.79	3.61	.306	7	3
Fear The Beard 3-11-0	63	98	23	73	.337	.836	3	7	105	3.44	4.77	.266	10	7

Week 16	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	46	90	16	61	.332	.803	1	5	65	4.35	3.42	.302	4	3
Out On Albies 4-10-0	57	85	15	53	.356	.844	3	6	69	2.06	3.29	.266	6	4

Week 17	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	43	59	6	39	.300	.643	5	5	72	3.10	4.00	.268	8	3
Colonel Angus 5-8-1	35	63	8	29	.346	.767	6	6	46	2.28	2.71	.265	5	3

Week 18	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	39	75	7	29	.333	.712	1	6	71	2.34	3.55	.270	8	2
Fernando's Motorcycle Gang 🏍️ 3-11-0	41	77	8	32	.344	.780	3	5	83	2.76	5.19	.266	7	6

Week 19	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	41	75	9	41	.349	.753	4	6	74	3.06	3.08	.261	8	5
Mondesi's House of Glass 🏚 6-7-1	41	80	11	44	.333	.797	-2	3	66	2.03	5.08	.242	6	2

Week 20	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	37	69	14	38	.312	.768	2	6	59	2.46	3.69	.269	7	4
Green Muensters 8-6-0	35	71	12	31	.354	.792	-2	2	73	4.70	6.64	.283	3	5

Week 21	R	H	HR	RBI	OBP	OPS	NSB	W	K	ERA	K/BB	OBPA	QS	NSVH
Slap A Bichette	57	99	17	57	.414	1.014	5	7	83	3.66	4.88	.294	6	6
Don't get Mad get Vlad! 9-4-1	42	75	19	51	.323	.825	5	3	81	2.47	4.26	.291	8	4