Each team's record against every other team in the league.
| Team | W-L-T | % | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | No Wander. Ill RePete Im Witty | 2,175-1,059-154 | .665 |
| 2 | Green Muensters | 1,919-1,297-172 | .592 |
| 3 | Out on Albies | 1,761-1,442-185 | .547 |
| 4 | Always Jumping in Morrowind | 1,765-1,478-145 | .542 |
| 5 | Can Yu Hear the 🥁 Fernando? | 1,744-1,480-164 | .539 |
| 6 | Juan Way or Another | 1,678-1,552-158 | .519 |
| 7 | Fear The Beard | 1,644-1,571-173 | .511 |
| 8 | Colonel Angus | 1,468-1,742-178 | .460 |
| 9 | Wyatt Merrill Kelly 🍺 | 1,425-1,789-174 | .446 |
| 10 | Story of a Singer in Nola | 1,416-1,804-168 | .443 |
| 11 | Gurriel Crush 🍍 | 1,193-2,033-162 | .376 |
| 12 | Vinnie Vidi Vici 🍝 | 1,138-2,079-171 | .361 |