Each team's record against every other team in the league.
| Team | W-L-T | % | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slap A Bichette | 1,981-1,116-137 | .634 |
| 2 | Fernando's Motorcycle Gang 🏍️ | 1,803-1,265-166 | .583 |
| 3 | WAR And Cease 💣 ☮️ | 1,629-1,425-180 | .532 |
| 4 | Out On Albies | 1,576-1,468-190 | .517 |
| 5 | Colonel Angus | 1,578-1,476-180 | .516 |
| 6 | Green Muensters | 1,557-1,479-198 | .512 |
| 7 | Mondesi's House of Glass 🏚 | 1,546-1,499-189 | .507 |
| 8 | Juan Way Or Another | 1,483-1,576-175 | .486 |
| 9 | Fear The Beard | 1,479-1,597-158 | .482 |
| 10 | Don't get Mad get Vlad! | 1,425-1,643-166 | .466 |
| 11 | Always Jumping in Morrowind | 1,304-1,748-182 | .431 |
| 12 | Gurriel Crush 🍍 | 994-2,063-177 | .335 |