Each team's record against every other team in the league.
| Team | W-L-T | % | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Green Muensters | 1,942-1,242-204 | .603 |
| 2 | Buehler? Bühler? | 1,818-1,396-174 | .562 |
| 3 | Trevor Ending Story🐲 | 1,759-1,438-191 | .547 |
| 4 | Paddack! @ The Disco | 1,691-1,489-208 | .530 |
| 5 | 6To's BottomFeeders🎣 | 1,634-1,564-190 | .510 |
| 6 | Fear The Beard | 1,591-1,587-210 | .501 |
| 7 | ☢ Gandhi in Civ V+ | 1,575-1,625-188 | .493 |
| 8 | Piscotty Doesn'tKnow | 1,561-1,634-193 | .489 |
| 9 | Luxa̶r̶d̶o Cherries 🍒 | 1,486-1,704-198 | .468 |
| 10 | Out On Albies | 1,471-1,713-204 | .464 |
| 11 | Juan Way Or Another | 1,465-1,780-143 | .454 |
| 12 | Gurriel Crush 🍍 | 1,195-2,016-177 | .379 |