Each team's record against every other team in the league.
| Team | W-L-T | % | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Green Muensters | 1,855-1,401-132 | .567 |
| 2 | Perennial Flowerhaus | 1,835-1,386-167 | .566 |
| 3 | The Reapers | 1,816-1,398-174 | .562 |
| 4 | What's Good Pham? | 1,773-1,441-174 | .549 |
| 5 | All-In On Albies | 1,756-1,445-187 | .546 |
| 6 | Fear The Beard | 1,665-1,558-165 | .516 |
| 7 | Winker?! I Barely... | 1,660-1,577-151 | .512 |
| 8 | Kluber?! I Barely... | 1,589-1,612-187 | .497 |
| 9 | Juan Way Or Another | 1,570-1,640-178 | .490 |
| 10 | The Crab Cookers | 1,462-1,756-170 | .457 |
| 11 | Haniger?! I Barely.. | 1,238-1,988-162 | .389 |
| 12 | Archer?! I Barely... | 1,121-2,138-129 | .350 |