Each team's record against every other team in the league.
| Team | W-L-T | % | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lind The Door | 1,828-1,378-182 | .566 |
| 2 | What's Good Pham? | 1,839-1,394-155 | .566 |
| 3 | The Green Dumpsters | 1,787-1,437-164 | .552 |
| 4 | All-In On Albies | 1,683-1,538-167 | .521 |
| 5 | Perennial Flowerhaus | 1,650-1,537-201 | .517 |
| 6 | Zuninozuna | 1,611-1,593-184 | .503 |
| 7 | It's Happening | 1,562-1,615-211 | .492 |
| 8 | The Crab Cookers | 1,574-1,658-156 | .488 |
| 9 | Silence Of Jake Lamb | 1,539-1,677-172 | .480 |
| 10 | Hader's Gonna Hade | 1,491-1,713-184 | .467 |
| 11 | The Reapers | 1,423-1,786-179 | .446 |
| 12 | Fear The Beard | 1,266-1,927-195 | .402 |