Zen and the Art of Baseball

Colonel Angus 2016

Colonel Angus had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 3.
Colonel Angus had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 6.
Colonel Angus played their worst possible matchup in Week 10 against The Crab Cookers.
Colonel Angus was the best in 5 categories during Week 16.
Colonel Angus played their worst possible matchup in Week 18 against The Greater Bambino.
Colonel Angus was last in ON BASE PERCENTAGE AGAINST during Week 20 and then first in Week 21.
Colonel Angus was last in STRIKEOUTS PER WALK during Week 20 and then first in Week 21.
Colonel Angus and Eggs Odorizzi were each other's worst possible matchup in Week 20.
Colonel Angus played their worst possible matchup in Week 20 against Eggs Odorizzi.
Colonel Angus was the best in 7 categories during Week 21.
Colonel Angus played their worst possible matchup in Week 22 against The Reapers.
Colonel Angus has a winning head-to-head record against The Jose's (155-134-19), yet trails them in the Yahoo standings.
Colonel Angus has a winning head-to-head record against The Green Muensters (152-147-9), yet trails them in the Yahoo standings.
Colonel Angus has a winning head-to-head record against Puppy Mookie Baby (157-136-15), yet trails them in the Yahoo standings.

Eggs Odorizzi 2016

Eggs Odorizzi had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 1.
Eggs Odorizzi had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 2.
Eggs Odorizzi played their worst possible matchup in Week 2 against It Could Happen.
Eggs Odorizzi was the worst in 5 categories during Week 5.
Eggs Odorizzi had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 7.
Eggs Odorizzi was the best in 6 categories during Week 13.
Eggs Odorizzi played their best possible matchup in Week 15 against Let's Be Friends.
Eggs Odorizzi played their worst possible matchup in Week 16 against The Greater Bambino.
Eggs Odorizzi was the best in 4 categories during Week 16.
Eggs Odorizzi played their best possible matchup in Week 17 against The Green Muensters.
Eggs Odorizzi was last in ON BASE + SLUGGING during Week 19 and then first in Week 20.
Eggs Odorizzi and Colonel Angus were each other's worst possible matchup in Week 20.
Eggs Odorizzi was the best in 4 categories during Week 20.
Eggs Odorizzi played their worst possible matchup in Week 20 against Colonel Angus.
Eggs Odorizzi had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 21.
Eggs Odorizzi played their best possible matchup in Week 21 against Where's Oswaldo?.
Eggs Odorizzi played their worst possible matchup in Week 22 against Puppy Mookie Baby.
Eggs Odorizzi played their ideal schedule (174-125-9). They could've easily gone (151-134-23).

Fear The Beard 2016

Fear The Beard was last in STRIKEOUTS PER WALK during Week 1 and then first in Week 2.
Fear The Beard played their worst possible matchup in Week 7 against Puppy Mookie Baby.
Fear The Beard was the worst in 7 categories during Week 7.
Fear The Beard had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 9.
Fear The Beard was the worst in 4 categories during Week 13.
Fear The Beard was the worst in 5 categories during Week 18.
Fear The Beard was the worst in 4 categories during Week 20.
Fear The Beard has always been below the league average in STRIKEOUTS.
Fear The Beard has a losing head-to-head record against every single team.

It Could Happen 2016

It Could Happen was the best in 4 categories during Week 1.
It Could Happen was the best in 4 categories during Week 3.
It Could Happen was the best in 4 categories during Week 4.
It Could Happen was the best in 6 categories during Week 5.
It Could Happen was the best in 5 categories during Week 6.
It Could Happen had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 7.
It Could Happen had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 9.
It Could Happen played their best possible matchup in Week 9 against Fear The Beard.
It Could Happen played their best possible matchup in Week 10 against Let's Be Friends.
It Could Happen played their best possible matchup in Week 11 against The Greater Bambino.
It Could Happen had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 13.
It Could Happen played their worst possible matchup in Week 13 against Eggs Odorizzi.
It Could Happen played their best possible matchup in Week 14 against The Crab Cookers.
It Could Happen played their worst possible matchup in Week 16 against Where's Oswaldo?.
It Could Happen led all teams in HOME RUNS during Week 16 and then followed it up by doing the opposite in Week 17.
It Could Happen was the best in 6 categories during Week 19.
It Could Happen played their best possible matchup in Week 20 against Fear The Beard.
It Could Happen was the best in 5 categories during Week 21.
It Could Happen has a winning head-to-head record against every single team.

Let's Be Friends 2016

Let's Be Friends led all teams in STRIKEOUTS PER WALK during Week 1 and then followed it up by doing the opposite in Week 2.
Let's Be Friends had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 1.
Let's Be Friends was last in ON BASE + SLUGGING during Week 2 and then first in Week 3.
Let's Be Friends was the worst in 4 categories during Week 2.
Let's Be Friends was last in ON BASE PERCENTAGE during Week 2 and then first in Week 3.
Let's Be Friends was last in STRIKEOUTS PER WALK during Week 3 and then first in Week 4.
Let's Be Friends played their worst possible matchup in Week 5 against The Crab Cookers.
Let's Be Friends had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 6.
Let's Be Friends played their best possible matchup in Week 8 against Puppy Mookie Baby.
Let's Be Friends had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 8.
Let's Be Friends played their worst possible matchup in Week 9 against The Jose's.
Let's Be Friends had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 10.
Let's Be Friends was the worst in 7 categories during Week 10.
Let's Be Friends was the worst in 7 categories during Week 12.
Let's Be Friends led all teams in ON BASE + SLUGGING during Week 14 and then followed it up by doing the opposite in Week 15.
Let's Be Friends was the worst in 4 categories during Week 15.
Let's Be Friends was the best in 5 categories during Week 17.
Let's Be Friends was the worst in 4 categories during Week 17.
Let's Be Friends played their best possible matchup in Week 22 against Fear The Beard.

Puppy Mookie Baby 2016

Puppy Mookie Baby was last in ON BASE PERCENTAGE during Week 1 and then first in Week 2.
Puppy Mookie Baby had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 1.
Puppy Mookie Baby was the worst in 5 categories during Week 1.
Puppy Mookie Baby played their worst possible matchup in Week 2 against Colonel Angus.
Puppy Mookie Baby played their best possible matchup in Week 3 against Where's Oswaldo?.
Puppy Mookie Baby played their worst possible matchup in Week 4 against The Reapers.
Puppy Mookie Baby played their best possible matchup in Week 7 against Fear The Beard.
Puppy Mookie Baby was last in RBIs during Week 8 and then first in Week 9.
Puppy Mookie Baby was the worst in 6 categories during Week 8.
Puppy Mookie Baby was last in ON BASE PERCENTAGE during Week 8 and then first in Week 9.
Puppy Mookie Baby was the best in 4 categories during Week 9.
Puppy Mookie Baby played their worst possible matchup in Week 12 against The Crab Cookers.
Puppy Mookie Baby played their best possible matchup in Week 14 against Where's Oswaldo?.
Puppy Mookie Baby was the best in 5 categories during Week 15.
Puppy Mookie Baby was the worst in 4 categories during Week 16.
Puppy Mookie Baby was the best in 4 categories during Week 18.
Puppy Mookie Baby was the best in 4 categories during Week 19.
Puppy Mookie Baby played their best possible matchup in Week 22 against Eggs Odorizzi.
Puppy Mookie Baby has always been below the league average in NET SAVES AND HOLDS.

The Crab Cookers 2016

The Crab Cookers had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 1.
The Crab Cookers played their best possible matchup in Week 4 against Fear The Beard.
The Crab Cookers played their best possible matchup in Week 5 against Let's Be Friends.
The Crab Cookers won every category of their matchup in Week 5 against Let's Be Friends.
The Crab Cookers was the best in 6 categories during Week 7.
The Crab Cookers played their worst possible matchup in Week 7 against The Green Muensters.
The Crab Cookers played their worst possible matchup in Week 11 against Where's Oswaldo?.
The Crab Cookers had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 11.
The Crab Cookers led all teams in QUALITY STARTS during Week 13 and then followed it up by doing the opposite in Week 14.
The Crab Cookers led all teams in EARNED RUN AVERAGE during Week 13 and then followed it up by doing the opposite in Week 14.
The Crab Cookers led all teams in ON BASE PERCENTAGE AGAINST during Week 13 and then followed it up by doing the opposite in Week 14.
The Crab Cookers was the best in 4 categories during Week 13.
The Crab Cookers played their worst possible matchup in Week 14 against It Could Happen.
The Crab Cookers played their best possible matchup in Week 16 against Let's Be Friends.
The Crab Cookers was the best in 6 categories during Week 17.
The Crab Cookers played their worst possible matchup in Week 21 against Colonel Angus.
The Crab Cookers has a winning head-to-head record against Eggs Odorizzi (156-133-19), yet trails them in the Yahoo standings.

The Greater Bambino 2016

The Greater Bambino played their best possible matchup in Week 1 against Fear The Beard.
The Greater Bambino was the worst in 4 categories during Week 6.
The Greater Bambino played their worst possible matchup in Week 6 against The Crab Cookers.
The Greater Bambino played their worst possible matchup in Week 7 against Colonel Angus.
The Greater Bambino played their worst possible matchup in Week 10 against The Jose's.
The Greater Bambino was the worst in 5 categories during Week 11.
The Greater Bambino played their best possible matchup in Week 13 against Let's Be Friends.
The Greater Bambino was the best in 7 categories during Week 14.
The Greater Bambino was the best in 6 categories during Week 18.
The Greater Bambino was first in NET STOLEN BASES, but last in ON BASE PERCENTAGE during Week 20.

The Green Muensters 2016

The Green Muensters played their worst possible matchup in Week 1 against It Could Happen.
The Green Muensters was last in ON BASE PERCENTAGE AGAINST during Week 2 and then first in Week 3.
The Green Muensters played their best possible matchup in Week 2 against Fear The Beard.
The Green Muensters was the best in 4 categories during Week 7.
The Green Muensters played their worst possible matchup in Week 17 against Eggs Odorizzi.

The Jose's 2016

The Jose's played their worst possible matchup in Week 2 against The Crab Cookers.
The Jose's had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 7.
The Jose's was the best in 5 categories during Week 8.
The Jose's led all teams in STRIKEOUTS PER WALK during Week 10 and then followed it up by doing the opposite in Week 11.
The Jose's was last in ON BASE PERCENTAGE AGAINST during Week 11 and then first in Week 12.
The Jose's was the best in 5 categories during Week 12.
The Jose's was the best in 4 categories during Week 15.
The Jose's had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 16.
The Jose's played their worst possible matchup in Week 17 against The Reapers.
The Jose's played their best possible matchup in Week 19 against Fear The Beard.
The Jose's had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 21.
The Jose's has a winning head-to-head record against Puppy Mookie Baby (153-143-12), yet trails them in the Yahoo standings.
The Jose's has a winning head-to-head record against The Green Muensters (148-134-26), yet trails them in the Yahoo standings.

The Reapers 2016

The Reapers was the best in 4 categories during Week 4.
The Reapers had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 5.
The Reapers played their worst possible matchup in Week 9 against The Crab Cookers.
The Reapers played their best possible matchup in Week 12 against Let's Be Friends.
The Reapers played their worst possible matchup in Week 14 against The Greater Bambino.
The Reapers had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 16.
The Reapers played their worst possible matchup in Week 19 against It Could Happen.
The Reapers played their best possible matchup in Week 22 against Colonel Angus.
The Reapers was the best in 5 categories during Week 22.

Where's Oswaldo? 2016

Where's Oswaldo? was the best in 5 categories during Week 1.
Where's Oswaldo? led all teams in EARNED RUN AVERAGE during Week 1 and then followed it up by doing the opposite in Week 2.
Where's Oswaldo? had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 2.
Where's Oswaldo? played their worst possible matchup in Week 3 against Puppy Mookie Baby.
Where's Oswaldo? had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 6.
Where's Oswaldo? was the worst in 6 categories during Week 14.
Where's Oswaldo? played their best possible matchup in Week 18 against Let's Be Friends.
Where's Oswaldo? had a negative NET STOLEN BASES during Week 20.
Where's Oswaldo? was the worst in 5 categories during Week 21.