Each team's record against every other team in the league.
| Team | W-L-T | % | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Green Muensters | 19,580-16,459-1,999 | .541 |
| 2 | Petenut Gunnar Elly Time | 19,052-16,917-2,069 | .528 |
| 3 | Lugo My Eggo | 18,749-17,461-1,828 | .517 |
| 4 | Always Jumping in Morrowind | 18,494-17,521-2,023 | .513 |
| 5 | Colonel Angus | 18,449-17,523-2,066 | .512 |
| 6 | Bohm Voyage | 18,438-17,574-2,026 | .511 |
| 7 | The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ | 18,369-17,718-1,951 | .509 |
| 8 | Deferred Payments 💸 | 18,282-17,760-1,996 | .507 |
| 9 | Sasaki Bombs | 17,868-18,154-2,016 | .496 |
| 10 | Fear The Beard | 16,851-19,254-1,933 | .468 |
| 11 | O-Bleday Ob-la-da | 16,737-19,306-1,995 | .466 |
| 12 | Reticulating Splines | 15,428-20,650-1,960 | .431 |