Each team's record against every other team in the league.
| Team | W-L-T | % | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Green Muensters | 20,466-17,026-2,086 | .543 |
| 2 | Petenut Gunnar Elly Time | 19,815-17,607-2,156 | .528 |
| 3 | Rice Rice Baby | 19,509-18,159-1,910 | .517 |
| 4 | Always Jumping in Morrowind | 19,184-18,289-2,105 | .511 |
| 5 | Gryffindor! | 19,105-18,326-2,147 | .510 |
| 6 | Bohm Voyage | 19,087-18,368-2,123 | .509 |
| 7 | Do Imai make you Hoerner baby? | 19,130-18,420-2,028 | .509 |
| 8 | Yesavagely Injured Very Evil | 19,007-18,479-2,092 | .507 |
| 9 | Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Otto Parts | 18,719-18,756-2,103 | .500 |
| 10 | Fear The Beard | 17,644-19,914-2,020 | .471 |
| 11 | Shawty Got Lodolo-LoLoLoLo | 17,254-20,240-2,084 | .462 |
| 12 | Reticulating Splines | 16,092-21,428-2,058 | .433 |