Each team's record against every other team in the league.
| Team | W-L-T | % | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Green Muensters | 18,844-15,577-1,923 | .545 |
| 2 | Petenut Gunnar Elly Time | 18,255-16,109-1,980 | .530 |
| 3 | Colonel Angus | 17,971-16,398-1,975 | .522 |
| 4 | Lugo My Eggo | 18,019-16,584-1,741 | .520 |
| 5 | Always Jumping in Morrowind | 17,686-16,750-1,908 | .513 |
| 6 | No Highs Just Lowes | 17,533-16,872-1,939 | .509 |
| 7 | The Valdez Doyle spill 🛢️ | 17,495-16,979-1,870 | .507 |
| 8 | Deferred Payments 💸 | 17,295-17,138-1,911 | .502 |
| 9 | Sasaki Bombs | 17,157-17,288-1,899 | .498 |
| 10 | O-Bleday Ob-la-da | 15,936-18,491-1,917 | .465 |
| 11 | Fear The Beard | 15,916-18,576-1,852 | .463 |
| 12 | Reticulating Splines | 14,558-19,903-1,883 | .426 |